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Robin Springall
09-13-2007, 04:10 PM
Skeleton walks up to the bar:
"A pint of Guinness and a mop please"

Andrew B.
09-13-2007, 06:25 PM

09-13-2007, 07:18 PM
Oh my, just what I needed.

My keyboard needs a mop too.

Robin Springall
09-14-2007, 07:16 AM
Found inside cupboard in tumble-down old cottage in the middle of flipping nowhere, one skeleton clutching a flyer: "Tips for contestants entering the 1902 world hide-and-seek championship."

09-14-2007, 09:19 AM
Did he win?

Robin Springall
09-15-2007, 08:52 AM
LOL I reckon he probably did!

Bo Aakerstrom
09-15-2007, 09:32 AM
It's amazing what can be found in old buildings. Behind the panelling in an old house in Ireland builders renovating it found a booklet that could change the way traditional dancing is performed forever: "Irish Dancing volume 2 - what to do with your hands".

Steve Rindsberg
09-15-2007, 10:02 AM