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annc
10-08-2005, 02:58 PM
I nearly put this in 'Words', but thought better of it:

Here's something 'light' for you to enjoy:

Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading

"Dr Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."

The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it
to "Hysterias and Posteriors."

This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council
they changed the sign to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."
No go.

Next, they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics."
Thumbs down again.

Then came "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives."
Still not good.

Another attempt resulted in "Minds and Behinds."
Unacceptable again.

So they tried "Lost Souls and Ass Holes."
No way.

"Analysis and Anal Cysts?"
Nope.

"Nuts and Butts?"
Uh uh.

"Freaks and Cheeks?"
Still no go.

"Loons and Moons?"
Forget it.

Almost at their wits' end, the doctors finally came up with:

"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."

And they loved it.

ktinkel
10-08-2005, 04:11 PM
And they loved it.Love it! ROFL.

Franca
10-08-2005, 08:14 PM
Lol!

imatt
10-09-2005, 01:43 PM
That's a gud 'un!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:) :) :)

annc
10-09-2005, 01:55 PM
That's a gud 'un!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:) :) :)Isn't it! And I hadn't seen it before, so thought others might not have either. ;)

terrie
10-10-2005, 02:21 PM
ROFL!!!!

Terrie